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I just got back from watching Eagle Eye. My opinion? Simple: Eagle Eye is kind of like WALL-E for adults.

Actually, it's more than that:

(spoiler alert?)

EAGLE EYE

Ingredients

• 1/2 pound WALL-E plot, with all of the fuzzy cuteness removed
• 2 cups I, Robot plot
• 56 cups LaBeouf's maniac screams from Transformers
• 10 cups Cloverfield's unending confusion and insanity
• 1 stick PAT AI from Disney's Smart House OR 1 stick of HAL AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey
• 2 pints Bourne Supremacy's jerky camera work
• 3 dozen+ explosions
• 40+ unfortunately insane car crashes
• 63+ expletives
• 1 tub Get Smart climax
  
• 1 pinch Michael Phelps's sweat

Heat a medium skillet over high heat. Add the modified WALL-E plot and cook until golden brown. Remove to a plate. Do not drain. In the same pan, cook the I, Robot plotline, Transformers screams, and Cloverfield insanity until soft.

Melt the either the PAT AI or the HAL AI over medium high heat in a large Dutch oven. Gradually add the Bourne camera work, stirring occasionally. Cook the mixture until it's a caramel color, about 3 to 5 minutes. Add the explosions, car crashes, and expletives to the mixture and cook for about 3 minutes, without stirring.

Bring the awkward romance to a boil in a large saucepan. Whisk in about 6 cups of the romance into the mix. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat to a simmer, add the Get Smart climax and continue simmering for about 20 minutes, add more explosions and screaming expletives if the mixture is too thick. For an extra adrenaline rush, season with the sweat of Michael Phelps, to taste.